Well I lay no claim to actually knowing japanese (still totally learning), but I can get

"Australia
Theme: Yukke"

And then something about Cairns and going into the sea? o.O;;
I don't really get the next line at all, too many kanji, and I have no idea what "dorodoro" is supposed to be xD;;;;
But then something about a train, and gratitude. Maybe ¬.¬;

I don't know, I don't have my dictionaries with me But the subject line is definitely Australia, though that doesn't seem to hold any relevance to the rest except for the mention of Cairns...

How utterly confusing xD And yeah, online translators suck, but they are useful for getting the general gist of things, lol ^^

There's no one out there that translates Mucc's blogs?

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~*~Something Wicked This Way Comes~*~
I am the moon. I dimly light the road, and the only thing I can do is point it out to you.
But when you all take that one step forward, I will gently, quietly watch over you. ~Gackt (Jihaku)

It says that he wants to go to Australia and see Cairns by himself. Then something about his holidays, so he might go when he has the time?

I think he also wants to take a train, you know the massive trainline we have? I'm not really sure. But it's definately not about having a tour here, just the desire to come and see Cairns.

Maybe it might turn into the desire to come and tour...
Well hopefully, thanks for the wonderful translation!

I should probably start learning Japanese! :3

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I dont know, I cant find any...yet!

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How suprising D: I searched about and couldn't find any either, well, not any that have been updated anytime recently.

I asked on my LJ if anyone could translate it, and a friend who's also studying japanese came up with about the same as me. I see that you've found a somewhat more reliable translation, anyway xD;;;

And yeah, at least they know about Australia, that's a good sign, ne? ^^

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~*~Something Wicked This Way Comes~*~
I am the moon. I dimly light the road, and the only thing I can do is point it out to you.
But when you all take that one step forward, I will gently, quietly watch over you. ~Gackt (Jihaku)

BABELFISH awaaaaay. But you already translated it. Oh well.

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Don't Pochahantas, the hantas might poke back!

...yeah I need a new sig.

I should probably start learning it, but I'm baaaaad with languages.

I can offer my years of Italian as evidence!

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Thankyou so much for helping
And yes, Australia, I hope that they come here so bad!

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"Kanji kanji shita kanji desu" is about the extent of my awesome Japanese. Alas. And I've been learning it for a semester now...I wish knew more.

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I hate calendars. They make me feel constricted. PIU! PIU PIU!